Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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