Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Farmville is her only friend.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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