I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I love you.
Bad choice
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
