ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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