the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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