Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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