why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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