Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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