Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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