He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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