dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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