May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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