question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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