I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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