I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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