Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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