Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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