he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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