Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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