The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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