so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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