My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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