Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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