He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
