I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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