Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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