No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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