She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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