There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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