I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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