ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
So much rum. So many feels.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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