I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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