I'd wear matching sweaters with you
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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