let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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