he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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