in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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