): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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