the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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