is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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