I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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