sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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