I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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