I must be too annoying 4 u.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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