"it" just moved
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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