I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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