The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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