Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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