That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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