She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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