question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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