Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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